LAMENT!
WOE IS ME!
MY LIFE IS AN EMPTY SHELL!
Seriously though, I can't believe they dignified my application with a response. Even a form response. And I really really hope that the words in the email are true. I hope the board actually saw it, and nervously laughed at how stupid it was (while not making eye contact with Kirby)
Well, if GW falls down in a heap in the next few years, you can't blame me.
Hilarious that you did this regardless. Props to you :).
ReplyDeleteThanks Greg. After reading that they wouldn't look at CV's and only cover letters, and then reading the rambling letters Kirby produced, I felt I had no other choice than to send them exactly what they sound like to me.
DeleteMost of all, I enjoyed writing it. I was giggling the whole time to myself. :)
That terrifying moment when they accept you, and hire you. :)
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