Sunday 26 October 2014

REJECTION! - I will not be the GW CEO


LAMENT!

WOE IS ME!

MY LIFE IS AN EMPTY SHELL!


Seriously though, I can't believe they dignified my application with a response. Even a form response. And I really really hope that the words in the email are true. I hope the board actually saw it, and nervously laughed at how stupid it was (while not making eye contact with Kirby)

Well, if GW falls down in a heap in the next few years, you can't blame me.


3 comments:

  1. Hilarious that you did this regardless. Props to you :).

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    1. Thanks Greg. After reading that they wouldn't look at CV's and only cover letters, and then reading the rambling letters Kirby produced, I felt I had no other choice than to send them exactly what they sound like to me.

      Most of all, I enjoyed writing it. I was giggling the whole time to myself. :)

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    2. That terrifying moment when they accept you, and hire you. :)

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