Welcome to the first annual Kriegy awards. Yep, it’s award
season and as I have complete and utter contempt for any awards I decided to do
my own.
Why? Well, it’s because as far as I’m concerned my opinion
is as valid as anyone else’s. So if you have issues with that, I suggest you
take it up the with esteemed Kriegy awards committee*
*note….. that’s me
Anywho, this is totally and 100% my view on stuff. So,
without further fanfare, the awards!
P.S all awards are based on stuff I have seen and done in
the last year, I don’t really care when stuff was initially done or when it was
released.
The "F**k this, I give up" award
For model that most made me want to give up painting because
anything I do will not be as cool as that.
That's it, I give up. |
The "What am I even looking at" award
For model that made me think the sculptor was smoking crack or just really really high.
I give you, the POOP-BOT 4000 |
Stahp, just stahp |
So dumb |
The Axos the Dark Rose memorial award
For best role-playing game book and or supplement.
I've played some good RPG's this year and i'll give an Honorable shout out to the runners up.
1st up, Dark heresy. The system is a bit poo and all over the show, and the less said about the 2nd edition beta we took part in the better. Fun game, but I think that's more to do with the setting and the GM than the materials provided.
This game is really good fun, it's basically all of those urban fantasy settings (Buffy, Supernatural, Dresden files) rolled into one easy to play, pulp experience. Strongly recommend it.
The winner however, is the new Iron Kingdoms.
The "Ghandi-Mandela" award
That's a lot of blue models.... and not much else |
The "leading cause of paper cuts this year" award
For best card game of the year
The "what if I told you" award
For card/model/expansion that completely altered the metagame for a system.
Honestly, i'm sick of his smug little toy peddling face and want the game to introduce a "shoot Jackson Howard in the face" card.
Ha! I bet you thought I was going to pick Warmachine as this blog has a lot of Warmachine focus.
Well, I didn't. I picked the X-wing miniatures game, and here is a laundry list of good reasons.
The "Toy soliders are serious business!" award
For miniatures game of the yearHa! I bet you thought I was going to pick Warmachine as this blog has a lot of Warmachine focus.
Well, I didn't. I picked the X-wing miniatures game, and here is a laundry list of good reasons.
- it comes with all the stuff you need to play,
- It's easy to learn, but difficult to master
- the pre-painted models are pretty darned sharp
- It scales well from small ship battles to pretty big engagements
- It has customization and list building that creates challenges
- It's FUN AS ALL FUCK!
The only kicker is getting enough models as they keep selling like hotcakes.
Y-wing are a different kind of sexy :) |
The "Crack peddler" award
The "Sean Lincoln service to gaming in the community" award
King of Gamers..... king of men :) |
The "What shall we do tonight, Pinky" award
For best boardgame of the yearIt's still BSG |
Where you are not sure if a player is being treacherous, or is just an incompetent muppet.
The "Golden Kriegy" award
Overall winner For best game system of any kind for the yearWell, this was a hard call as i've enjoyed a lot of games this year. So i'll shout out to some of my favorites that didn't win. X-wing, Smash up, Red Dragon inn, Iron Kingdoms, Dark heresy, Battlestar Gallactica, Blood Bowl team Manager, Star Wars Card Game, Castle Panic, and a bucket load more.
But no game has grabbed me as much as Android Netrunner this last year. I play online.... a lot, i fiddle with decks while watching TV, and generally talk about it a fair bit.
So congrats to Netrunner for winning an award of ABSOLUTELY NO CONSEQUENCE.