Iron Hands on the cover! |
Disclaimer
Spoilers abound in these posts, if you
haven’t read the books and will get upset by finding out what happens just
stop.
This is also not a recap, if you want a
recap go to Lexicanium.
What The Black Library says about the book
Graham McNeill takes the reader to the 31st millennium, when
humanity is at the peak of its powers. As the Great Crusade, led by Warmaster
Horus, continues to conquer the galaxy, Fulgrim, the god-like Primarch of the
Emperor’s Children Space Marine Legion, leads his warriors into battle against
a vile alien foe.
From the blood of this campaign the seeds are sown that will lead
this proud legion to treachery, taking them down the darkest of paths to
corruption. Leading up to the carnage of the Dropsite Massacre on Isstvan V,
this is the tale of Fulgrim’s tragic fall from grace.
What the book is really about?
Surprisingly, this book is about two
Primarchs, not one. You can only really view it as the Story of Fulgrim if you
think of Ferrus Mannus as purely a plot point in Fulgrims decline.
As someone who owns an Iron Hands
successor chapter (Sons of Medusa represent!) I actually really enjoyed the
segments focussed on the Iron Hands. Many consider the Iron Hands one of the
most neglected, if not most neglected of the First Founding Legions.
I say “NO!” Not today. Today the Iron
Hands get a fair shake.
But honestly, the book is mostly about
the Emperor’s Children and their sharp horrid fall to chaos.
Oh, and Istvaan V. read it for just that really.
Oh, and Istvaan V. read it for just that really.
Fulgrim vs Ferrus...... this is AMAZE |
The Hero-Protagonist
Solomon Demeter…. I guess…….
He’s one of the three senior officers
who get screen time in the book, but this book has the opposite problem to
Eisenstein. In Eisenstein you only really got to see Garro’s perspective and
everyone else is chaff.
In Fulgrim, every man and his dog has a
perspective and it’s hard to figure out who the protagonist is, if there even
is one. I did a quick count and no less than 10 characters get a perspective
section, it all becomes a bit muddled.
Solomon, the character the best fits
the “hero protagonist” from the previous four books is, well, a little bland.
He also suffers a completely and utterly ignominious death at the hands of one
of the worst shit box characters in the series….. More about that later.
I think though, in the end, this story
is about Fulgrim. I know they don’t want to over expose the Primarchs in these
books, but this really is his story.
Another angle.... because AMAZE! |
Why are their humans in my book about super-powered Space Marines?
The humans return in this story and
their story arc is a pretty freaking tragic one. They focus in on three humans,
a gifted but shy sculptor, a painter with low self-esteem and a bitchy prima
donna.
This story is not one I want to spoil
too much as it’s one of the highlights of the book. The painter in particular
is a flawed tragic figure, and her slow but inevitable decline is done in a
very graphic and horror provoking way. Props from me to the author for fitting
a human story in the middle of a book about super-powered space marines.
MVP – The Humans
As mentioned above, the highlight of
the book for me is the sad story of the Sculptor and the Painter. In the middle
of a ham-fisted tale of the fall of a Primarch is this sad little tale. To me,
this makes the story a lot better than it could have been.
Worst Character – Evil Sword dude/Lucius
This comic sums it up much better than
I ever could.
Basically, the evil sword becomes
Fulgrims conscience and leads him down a path of ruin….. a ham-fisted totally
obvious path to ruin.
There is also a final scene where the
sword claims to have fully possessed Fulgrim at the end and he speaks to Horus.
It is a seriously painful scene and completely diminishes the weight of
Fulgrims decisions and the horror he has at falling.
In short, if corrupting a Primarch is
as simple as them picking up a Daemon blade once, why do the powers that be not
mail all of the Primarchs one.
PS. Lucius still sucks.
Get to know your Legion – The Emperors Children
Old school Emperors Children.... see the old rhino :) |
Five books in and we should really be
getting to know the Emperors children quite well. They have had more screen
time so far in the series than all Legions bar the Sons of Horus.
So what do we know about them?
First of all, they have a bent about
perfection. Some might say that’s setting yourself up for failure….. and well
that’s what this book is really about. They strive for perfection and that
pretty much means they are destined for a life of feeling really shitty about
themselves.
Think about it. How self-defeating is
perfection as a goal. Consequently, the legion falls into two archetypes. The
first are the serious professionals who learn from their mistakes and aim to be
better and better, seeing perfecting as an ideal, but an unattainable one.
THESE ARE THE GOOD GUYS!
The second are arrogant condescending
twats who think they are perfect and tell everyone this. They also lie about
how awesome they are to cover up that they are not perfect.
THESE ARE THE BAD GUYS!
Now that is clearer up we can talk
about a few high-points and low-points of the legion.
Stop.... just stop |
On the good side, they know how to
fight in a coordinated and disciplined fashion. I actually find the idea of
coordinated strikes and layered fields of fire reassuring, especially compared
to the Abaddon school of military thinking….. that bein UGH ABADDON SMASH!
It makes them come across as a smart
group of soldiers and not just a bunch of deformed meat axes who beat everyone
because….. AWESOME!
I also like that the bent on perfection
drives the use of combat drugs and augmentations. I do kind of wish this
started before the possession though.
The downside…. And it’s a big one….. is
that this book shows the origins of the freaking noise marines.
They were never cool, they were a
freaking joke, so why are they still in canon after all these years?
Get to know your Legion – The Iron Hands
MANLY! |
The Iron Hands get less of a look, but
it’s still nice to see some mention of them, even if it’s mostly done to
contrast the Emperors Children.
First of all, they don’t bother
painting stuff or doing much decoration, which gives them a nice rustic “I MADE
THIS WITH MY HAMMER” ascetic.
The links to the Mechanicum are clearly
demonstrated in the book with references to Forge Fathers and the fact Fulgrim
tries to lure Manus over to Horus by mentioning the defection of the
Mechanicum.
A good bit is mentioned about the Iron
Hands love for bionics, right down to a senior officer getting cut in half in
one scene, only to return as a cyborg later on.
Mostly though, they fight and die like
baddasses, stubborn stupid baddasses.
Get to know your Primarch – Fulgrim, girly man of all girlydom.
Fulgrim is meant to be a tragic figure,
one who strives for lofty goals and falls hard.
Unfortunately this book starts too late
for us to see what the real Fulgrim was like. I mean, even before he finds THE
EVIL SWORD OF EVIL, he’s a bit of a douche. I do wish that more of his
pre-possesion personality was shown, as the conflict he fights in his internal monologues
is pretty one sided.
I also think that Fulgrim, the Emperors
Children and Slanneesh in general get dissed by a fair few people out there. Is
it the pink armour? Is it the fact they worship a pleasure god? Or is it just
the male wargamer tendency to recoil in horror at anything that isn’t super
macho?
Fulgrim gets the full “feminisation”
treatment in this book. He likes art, he does painting, he listens to music…..
no wonder he falls to chaos because he’s soft.
Khorne sells far more than Slaneesh, the only conclusion one can draw is the red/black manly kill psychos appeal far more than pink hedonists to the average adolescent wargaming mind.
Girly man is girly |
PS. I imagine if Japan did 40k, then
Fulgrim would be insanely popular. Just check out this fan art.
PPS. Fulgrim kills other Primarchs, as
far as Primarchs go he’s actually a complete baddass, don’t let the hair fool
you.
Get to know your Primarch – Manfriend von Manstein….. the manly mans Ferrus Manus
Ferrus Manus on the other hand (LOL!)
is the perfect macho man ideal. He’s covered in scars, doesn’t like art, and
HAS METAL HANDS!
He couldn’t be more masculine if you tried
really, and of course he is the good guy in the story. To recap, Feminine =
bad, Masculine = good.
Got it? Ok!
Anyway, I like the portrayal of Ferrus.
They made him gruff and sombre without making him a wall of granite. He teases
Fulgrim like a brother and takes a few jibes with good humour. I was worried
they would make him yet another “rigid and inflexible” martinet of a Primarch
(Dorn….. anyone?).
I also like that he gets really angry, and
that his anger, combined with his fondness for his brother is his undoing.
Manly man is manly! |
PS. I love that he’s dead. Like proper
dead. No coming back dead. Not enough characters in this setting stay dead.
Why the Emperor is a giant douche
Fulgrim “But father, why did my legion
suffer so early in their existence, what happened?
Emperor… “Um…. Stuff…. Don’t worry
about it”
Fulgrim “Ok…. Well…. I guess we won’t
have any more errors, I will strive to be perfect”
Emperor “good luck with that *snicker*”
Fulgrim “What? Um? OH GOD WHAT IS WRONG
WITH ME??????!?!?!?!?!”
Moustache twirling evil-bastard award - Lucius
He still sucks as a character. But the
final scene he has with Solomon Demeter is hilarious, as are his antics when he
rejoins the legion. This guy really can’t be a chaos worshipper, he’s too being
worshipping himself.
The writing – technical review and evaluation
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it
again but Graham McNeill is the journeyman of the writing team. You have your
star players, your rookies, and your busts, but McNeill is simply solid.
Like his first book in the series
(False Gods) the book is solid.
Some of the characters are paper thin,
but this is made up by the human characters and the epic developments.
This book must be read, if only to see
the Istvaan V massacre unfold.
This book gets a “must read if
reading the series” rating.
*disclaimer, borrowed art is borrowed.
As always, a great review. I look forward to these each month.
ReplyDeleteGood review as always, though you're totally doing the noise marines a disservice. Sure they had a rather silly origin, but so did a lot of 40K elements. For instance they look like this now, as opposed to 80s glam metal rockers.... http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121002143331/warhammer40k/images/c/ca/NoiseMarine0.jpg
ReplyDeleteLets agree to disagree on this one. As a big Slannesh fan (you may recall my horrible pink chaos army from back in the day..... the veiny ones) I have always felt we got the worst end of the deal here.
DeleteKhorne got beserkers who rock close combat, Nurgle got the toughest line infantry in the game with plague marines, Tzeentch got the weird thousand sons cybermen troops with wizard leaders and slannesh..... we got hair metal rockers with noise weapons. Even with the changes they lack the game defining role the others do. The are basically a crappy devastator squad.
On the bright side I salvaged those noise marines parts for my sons of medusas.
you're kinda both right -
Deletethe rules don't seem to work as well for the noise marines even as well as they did for the old Orc noizeboyz, though both are kinda of screwed for close combat...
but if you're thinking Stravinsky instead of Cinderella (or even Hawkwind, who I'm sure is to blame for the idea in the first place) then you're suddenly talking about a really cool and scary idea, something so primal as to make even badass marines tear off their helmets to get at their ears...
I never understood why they didn't have some kind of pied piper effect, though.
Ina Redline, Waaagh Fangwrech
No, you got it wrong. Its not that the feminine is bad and the masculine is good. Its that feminine men are bad, and masculine men are good. Basically, men should be men. Its a very old trope. Hell, its as old as the Iliad, with lover boy Paris being a loser hated by everyone, and manly Hector being a hero respected by all, even his enemies.
ReplyDeleteIn SJW language, the book is problematic not because of misogyny, but because of gender roles.
DeleteGod I need to wash my mouth after that.
Why, it seems like a pretty good analysis
DeleteI think the word you're looking for is effete -it's a common enough mistake, especially in cultures where anything less butch than Russ himself is considered 'faggy'
DeleteI mean, unless we're all still 12, and the four scariest things in the world are blood, disease, 'the change', and...girls.
Ina Redline, Waaagh! Fangwrech ;)